I’m walking down by a river stream, when it turns into a river bed. I have never seen the river bed so dry. Out of nowhere a man flopped up in front of me like a fish, HE’S WEARING SPEEDOS! I giggled so hard I lost my breath. He looked at me like I had a unicorn horn on my forehead, “Why are you laughing at me, this river just drained itself, are you blind?”.
“NO!” I searched.
“The water is avalanching over me, SAVE YOURSELF, SOS!”
“That is what you get for calling me blind” I smirked.