I work as a prison guard at Alcatraz and while I was passing through I came across the worst criminal ever, Pablo Esclobar.
“Hey criminal, wake up,” banging on his cell. He looked like a dirty racoon. As he got up from the bed he yawed and went to the toilet. “Ew,” I said walking away.
Walking away, I heard a, BANG. “What’s that noise,” running to the cell.
By the time I got there Pablo Esclobar was already gone.
There was a big hole in his room and then I suddenly realised something smells fishy in the room like someone was watching.