I saw it – the HUGE BLACK SCOOTER.
“MUMMY CAN I GO ON THAT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!” I yelled.
“OK JUST BE CAREFUL FOR THAT SWAN!” Mum yelled back.
Swan? “OK!”
“Riding my scooter, my big fat scooter! SCOOOOOOOTERRR!”
“QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!!!”
“AHHHHH!” I screamed. Mum came running and grabbed her handbag and hit the swan with it.
“Are you ok?” mum asked.
“Yup, but what about the swan?” I asked.
“Lets just slowly walk away. Slow, slow, slow, slow…”
“I think I got that mummy,” I said.
“Oh yeah. Right, let’s go home!”