Because my pizza was cold, I put it in the microwave. Passing by I see a careful black swan on a huge scooter out the window. Focused on the swan, I didn’t hear the beep from the microwave. I went to work and we changed prices. Whenever prices go up, customers buy fewer products. Someone bought a computer. She returned the computer after she noticed it was damaged. I see the black swan on his huge scooter. I walk up to him and say, “hello, how are you?”
“Good. How are you?” he replied.
“Quick question, are you a real swan?” I say in confusion.
“Oh no,” he says while taking his mask off.
Thankfully it wasn’t a real swan.