As I was doing my business on the toilet, the toilet started to make some funny noises. I finished doing my business. I tried to flush the toilet but it didn’t work, I did it again but that only made another funny noise. I did it one last time and now I am being flushed down the toilet. When I landed I was laying on a pile of sewer rats but I didn’t realise they could fly! The rats started to lead me into the sewage water and they said “Keep the heck out of our sewage system you intruder”.