It was 12:00 pm and it was my birthday and Arran, Jack, Preston and Sam had dared me to steal and eat a random person’s cabbage so I jumped on my bike and went looking for a cabbagepatch with my friends jogging behind me.
After about 30 minutes of searching we found one. Nervously, I walked into the cabbage patch and picked one up. It was perfectly round but a bit grey, then I shoveled the whole thing in my mouth and then bang! the owner had shot me and all my friends, well I never knew what happened to them.