I’m reading the book on Spiderwick Chronicles my parents got me. I get to the part with the tiny goblin.
“The House Goblin, usually found in dark enclosed spaces, prefers a specific spread on crackers to tempt it. If frustrated its skin will shade to green, and swell up. It becomes very violent, so if you are to keep one, be sure to have some honey spare!”
Suddenly there is a creaking noise. I glance up. My closet has opened. I see a small silhouette with pointy ears.
“The.. book says you like honey”
“No… he said “I like marmite”