I was washing my clothes but then I saw my white T-shirt had shrunk. It was minuscule.I tried to put it on, it got stuck and I tripped, yes you heard, I tripped. Now I am in the air about to smash bang on my head. Wait, what is that not good? I can see a thumbtack. It stabbed the rite in my head.
And then I looked at the calendar and it was christmas eve. I went christmas shopping so me and my friends walked down town and no the way i stepped in sticky white gum this day couldn’t get any worse