I was Confused, the police officer had just tried to arrest me for something, something strange. He had told me that I had broken a promise, a promise of unity. I was now sprinting away from the police car and accidentally tripped on a sharp stone, (ouch). I hastily got up and limped to the nearest building. To my surprise I saw a skeleton, and another. I then realised that there were skeletons everywhere. I looked at them, horrified. What was this, confusion was buzzing and I remembered something, I remembered who I was, I was a skeleton, I was Skulduggery Pleasant.